Whale: The Younger Years

When the whale was young, far before he called himself the whale or even talked in third person, he was introduced to his compatriot the sea lion. For those who do not know 'za vhale', he is officially a member of Balaena mysticetus or Bow Head Whale. As such he often cruises around in the arctic chillen with the other sea mammals like seal, walri etc. Now, the sea lion was a strong little fellow who the whale adored. Unfortunately after years of mis-adventure they were separated by the 'real world'. No more looking for krill around the arctic circle or picking up hot oceanic vixens. Well the day may finally come when they get to reunite to terrorize the seas. That's right...He's coming to Fort Collins! The one and Only Sea Lion...Dane... Anyways after much excitement and face-melting it seems as though the D might be moving to Fort Collins and kicken it with the whale. "Look on [our doings] ye mighty, and despair" Despite that brief interlude, the whale is rastleing with this squid of a paper and finished his PP (Power point for those not in the know...weirdos) Tomorrow we shall see if it holds any water. (whale joke for those still not in the know...)